Husbands situation in houses during lockdowns

The situation of husbands in the house nowadays

1- When you get out of the room, you have destroyed broom just now cleaned it

2- sleep on bed,  “the whole bed sheet is damaged so you don't have manner

3- If you want something to eat, she will ask just gave it

4- Play the TV, let me sleep

5- Get out of bed, Where are you going?

6- Don't get up, your back is not hurting at the same place since morning?

7-. If you want tea, how much tea will you drink?

8- When looking at cold drinks, don't be too lean, already bulky

9- Peep out of the house, so what are you watching? Lie down

10- Go a bit late, get up, the bed sheet is damaged. Fix it

11- Tell Your Children Something, What Do You Do? Children are left behind.

12- Don't tell them, you've got them over your head

13- If you talk about going out of your way, are you crazy? What will go into these situations?

14- If you call someone home, beware that none of these situations occur in my house

15- Call someone, they are on the phone all day, they will do the same in the office.